Posted 1 hour ago

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

Posted 3 hours ago

batnoodles:

jackbarakatsbuttblog:

how-bad-do-u-want-it:

afroarabia:

"boys dont like it when-" 

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"girls don’t like it when-"

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"people would probably like you better if-"

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FAVOURITE POST

(Source: niqabisinparis)

Posted 5 hours ago

basedgosh:

true dedication is blogging despite the fact that no one paying attention to you

Posted 6 hours ago

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

Posted 8 hours ago

gookgod:

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

they’re trying to set us free

Posted 10 hours ago
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translugia:

*tips muppet* m’namana

(Source: alcomol)

Posted 14 hours ago
simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

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Posted 21 hours ago

eziekle-pyrophile:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

musicalwaysfindsaway:

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I saw this and couldn’t resist writing it.

are you a god

IT FUCKIN SYNCHED

Posted 21 hours ago
Posted 21 hours ago

woodie-smith:

Now kids, if a strange tall man ever tells you to kiss his unicorn or to eat shit, you can always say no

Posted 22 hours ago

theheartmaid:

djcornbread:

1-800-fuckyourselfbietch:

click play and watch the .gif

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im glad god made you.

FUCKING KILL ME I AM SCREAMING IT WORKS PERFECTLY NO MATTER WHERE YOU START?????????????????????//

(Source: vinncent1)

Posted 22 hours ago